To sew up the last few loose ends from last week’s trip to Khao Yai, I want to share the tules of Khao Yai publicly mounted, visible to visitors once yo are in said jungle.
It is rather discriminating.
Top row from left:
– It is prohibited to build towers with three potatoes shaped rocks.
– Deers are fashionable and may wear shawls and pashminas.
– Visitors must not serenade others.
– Dogs are forbidden to look at cats from behind regardless how much they want to do just that.
Middle row from left:
– Visitors must not talk to flowers and / or pet them.
– Visitors must not smoke from a fancy AND way oversized bong.
– Visitors must not be 60years old.
– Visitors must not smoke huge doobies. (I thought this was already covered with the non fancy bong rule)
Bottom row from left:
– No Harry Potter like fireplace communication allowed. (That is a surprise as cell phone reception is pretty poor)
– Absolutely no ice cream trucks.
– When you give a speech at a lectern or pontificate otherwise don’t get overexcited and caught up in your own argument so that you throw your papers and notes about, like a crazy person. (Why would anyone give a speech in the jungle, that is absurd)
– No watching out for booby-trap wires.
So there you have it, that’s a lot to think about as you stumble through the jungle and get your way occasionally barred by recklessly growing trees and grasses such as this very undisciplined bamboo.
All right, stay sharp and obey the laws of the jungle.
Ranger Markus \m/