Yes, you read correctly. Lady Luck French-kissed me today with a deep, deep passion. I was presented today with a most exclusive access to a super-exclusive discount extravaganza.it is like money in your pocket. The more you spend, the more you save….it makes my head spin, how lucky I was today. And it is oh-so-exclusive. Each of these rare shopping spree amplifiers was individually numbered. There are, from what I can tell, only 292610 more people – likely equally happy and impressed as I am – walking around the planet right now. I mean, there are +7,500,000,000 people on the planet and I, yes I belong to a privilege 292611 individuals that have this perk. Yes, if you are mathematically inclined, you have realized instantly, that we are talking about a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a percent: 0.004% (rounded up!!!) But you know how I occasionally remind you to perform one act if random kindness toward a total stranger. Today, you can witness how I do this. I will donate this document to the first person claiming it , just like that because I want to spread the joy. The first person to claim it and who will make a small donation of 2000ThB, which we will consider as an admission fee to join this prestigious club. Which when all is said an done, still leaves the lucky individual with a whopping 1400 ThB access to the most incredible savings.
You better believe your incredible luck.
Congratulations and stay sharp.